The hourly WTF?
Ok so a bit of "cut and paste" code-re-use is one thing, but I think we have a grand-prize-medal winner here ...
public void updateEquipment() { try { String strResult = "" + (char) 7; try { strResult += equWorn.wield.name + "\n"; } catch (Exception e) { strResult += "none\n"; } try { strResult += equWorn.arms.name + "\n"; } catch (Exception e) { strResult += "none\n"; } try { strResult += equWorn.legs.name + "\n"; } catch (Exception e) { strResult += "none\n"; } try { strResult += equWorn.torso.name + "\n"; } catch (Exception e) { strResult += "none\n"; } ... repeats a few more times ...
I'm not having a go at the original author - I think it was written a long time ago when he was inexperienced, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.